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Punk Rock for Kids Who Can't Relate

by Destructo Disk

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1.
Coffee burger Red meat chronic I’m an addict now Cows don’t come home Ribeye sno-cone Chicken faygo Stick it on a bun Put it in a bag Shove it up your ass And take my cash now Yeah, it’s not a big deal Let me get a Diet Coke Put it in my bong I’ve got beef with the vegan police Now I’m in the run It’s okay It’s not that bad Grass-fed blunts are the best damn thing I’ve ever had I don’t care what anyone thinks of me but I want everyone to look at me Fast-foodies know the deal Whoa 😮
2.
Call Grandma 01:43
You don't need anything to do right now. Look at the trees. Look at the way the green moves Right now. I should call my grandma. Let her know how much I really care. I'll wait until tomorrow. She's not going anywhere. I don't need to do anything. I don't need anything. I don't need anyone. I am. I'm not. And I love myself.
3.
Cheerleading captain, that’s not the girl for me I want someone who can kick my ass and put me in my place She’s got to bathe in black with pale skin on her face I like the way she wears a dress with her combat boots Stir the witches pot Make some garlic bread Every Halloween, Goth Queen will rise up from the dead And I’m aware that it is strange to have feelings for a wicken But you know that I know that you like goth chicks just as much as I do Don’t be afraid to be afraid of them Call 1-800-GOTHQUEEN now!!! Have her join the crew, help her fall in love Chill. Cute. Kill. Yeah, alright She’s stranded on the moon And I think she wants to fight me Time has passed We’ve smoked enough grass to form a habitat in the cells of our bodies I’m not ready for “New Game +Plus” So she’s getting off the tour bus, rocket ship, whatever... She’s always sitting there, reading a book Deep in my subconscious, leaning on a black cat I fell in love with a dark haired girl
4.
Anne Xiety 03:27
Falling asleep to scary movies Prophetic dreams channel underneath But you and I share the same wavelength Is your blood as thick as the galaxies we travel? Get out your house, there’s negative energy Stuck in the shadow left behind All of the women to look up to You see your words in patterns and personalities Afraid to be she She, Anne Xiety Can’t be herself God forbid she go to Hell Best 2 out of 3 Why be a military man when you can be a bass-playing lesbian in a space band?

about

Our official sophomore EP. The yin to "Punk Rock for Kids Who Can't Skate"'s yang. On the original 5 song EP ('Power of Christ' - 'Sockhead'), the songs only consisted of Danny and Gideon on drums. No Molly yet. With this EP, Danny was busy with work and was unable to record, so Molly did his parts, since she is actually a drummer and not a bassist and also she happened to write the parts for these songs anyway. Thus, the sequel has no Danny. Isn't it funny how life ends up piecing together like a puzzle?

credits

released September 11, 2019

Recorded in Chris Fenton's room early 2019(?), Winchester VA. Mixed by Chris Fenton and Mastered by Will Beasley somewhere in Richmond.

Guitar/Vocals/Bass on "Call Grandma" - Gideon "Void of Course" Kupka
Bass/Drums/Backup vox - Molly "Annedrogynous" Gordon
Spare Yells/Bathroom/Zine/Engineering - Chris "Panic" Fenton
Not on this album - Danny "Sockhead" Roff

Cover Art concept by Talen Hartman, Molly Gordon and Gideon Kupka
Steve Albini cameo hidden track watch out!
Thank you MEZZ Magazine and Sockhead Records ;)

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Destructo Disk Winchester, Virginia

Punk rock band
Richmond, VA
SOCKHEAD RECORDS

Gideon Kupka -Guitar/Vox

Danny Roff -Drums/Hat

Molly Gordon -Bass/Backup

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