Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate

by Destructo Disk

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zesnake So glad this album is on here!!!! Favorite track: I wish I was a Riot Grrrl.

szczur Hey, it's a pretty good record. Very varied. Very strange at times. Enjoyable and fun.

Like, seriously. You can hear them having fun recording this. Favorite track: Batty for You.

cheap_already I'll be honest... I came here for the Splendora cover, but this song about two lesbians and their pet snake is the actual best thing I've ever heard ever. I'm making it my theme song. Favorite track: Batty for You.

gayperview Best song on the album! Favorite track: Sockhead.

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1.	THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU 00:56		buy track
2.	I wish I was a Riot Grrrl 02:25		buy track
3.	cops/dogs 02:01		buy track
4.	You're standing on my neck (Splendora cover) (free) 01:20	info	download
5.	Sockhead 03:53		buy track
6.	Glenda 03:14		buy track
7.	Death Pact 04:31		buy track
8.	Batty for You 03:55	lyrics	buy track
RIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIP
9.	Wolf Fang Fist 04:29		buy track
10.	Slow Dude 03:46		buy track
11.	George Romero is (un)dead 02:58		buy track
12.	Electric Sockhead 04:22		buy track
13.	Keef America Gr8 02:53		buy track

about

This album is a compilation of the 2017 Destructo Disk EP, "Punk Rock for Kids Who Can't Skate," remastered to fix some of the kinks from the original release, as well as (most of) our splits with X-ray Cat, Les Baisures, and Baxter. It also features 3 new recordings that we hadn't released until this point; "Death Pact," "Keef America Gr8," and a re-do of "Glenda."

This album was released on Spotify and Apple Music a couple months before we uploaded it to bandcamp.

credits

released December 29, 2018

Tracks 1-5 Engineered by Danny Halpren at Kind Lion Sound
Every other track Engineered by Levi Miller at Front & Center Recordings
This album is not mastered but waddya gonna do

Track 4 Originally Written by Splenora, we have nothing to do with it.

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Destructo Disk Winchester, Virginia

Punk rock band
Richmond, VA
SOCKHEAD RECORDS

Gideon Kupka -Guitar/Vox

Danny Roff -Drums/Hat

Molly Gordon -Bass/Backup

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